That's an Eyeful

My husband and I got a serious eyeful at lunch yesterday. We stopped for lunch at our favorite neighborhood place. Once we had our food and settled in I noticed two elderly ladies across from us leaving. One of them was a real eyeful. She was a minimum of eighty years old, and looked it. Her wardrobe choice for the day was a black, skin tight, low cut midriff top over capri leggings. She had accented it with a pink headband. That's about all I'm going to say except that I felt like I needed a dose of Colonix after I got home.